What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Hi my name is Jim

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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T-Dog scare me

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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