sarah taylor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Justin Beiber

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Your mother is a man.

no

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Anti Joke

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