Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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i like tits

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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