- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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