Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Women's rights.

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I like pom

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Anti Joke

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