Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Yes.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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