Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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