What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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conrad profit

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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knock knock go away

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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