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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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