- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

a ginger has a soul

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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