Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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save water shower with friends

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Yes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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