- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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