- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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