Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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