What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How did the girl die? 25.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Farts smell bad!

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Anti Joke

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