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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

my namew is jd

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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