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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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