- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Where's my shotgun

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Dancing Potatoe!

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

brian mcgee is gay!

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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