PENlS.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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this is a joke

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Potato

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

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