- Anti Joke

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

The Game.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.