Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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.....Carrot Top....

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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