- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Republicans

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

why?

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

fart+fart=poop

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

PUDDING

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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