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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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