What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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