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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Proof reading

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

bum sex lol

What is 8 times 4? 32

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You should never talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

since when?

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