- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Women's rights.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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