- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

womens rights

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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