- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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