- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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