Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

conrad profit

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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