What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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marshal sterio had sex

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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