How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Woman's Rights

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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