why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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#scabbers

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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