Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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what is big and white? the moon

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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