[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

why am i on this site? cause its funny

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

hi corey

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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