What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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