- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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