What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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The BCS

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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YEAH THEY DO.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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