- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Nice weather we're having.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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