Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Alex Eggbert

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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YOLO.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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