knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

YEAH THEY DO.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

the asian kid gets an F

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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fart+fart=poop

pineapples

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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