- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Bloody kids ...

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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