If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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