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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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