- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Women.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

AVB

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

want a balloon? yeah

prepares this to get negged

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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