Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Where's my tractor?

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Women.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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