A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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I saw a shovel once.

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since when?

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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this is gay

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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