I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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1+1 =? Too

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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asian, do math

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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