- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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