Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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