- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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