- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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