Yo mamas so fat

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Penis

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Women's Rights.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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