an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

A black guy with his family.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Guess what? No.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What did the fish say? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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