I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

guess what what? nothing.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Anti Joke

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