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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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