Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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fack me!

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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