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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Niki Minaj's ass

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

guess what chicken butt

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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