Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Like if you like big tits.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Smart Blondes

ecks! why zee?

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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