- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

I lost my tractor.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Matt is not funny.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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