An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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baby loves lalma

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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