What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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women's rights

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Penis.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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