Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A snake walks into a bar

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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