What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

thumbs up!

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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