What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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