If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Good boy

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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