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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Ham sandwich

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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