What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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