Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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