Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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