Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Guess what? No.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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