What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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WNBA

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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like for a handjob.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Nickelback

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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