How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

a ginger has a soul

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

No it isn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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