1 + 1 = 3

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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JEWS

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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general tso's broccoli

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Facebook...

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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