What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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