Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Hi.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

Women's rights

1 + 1 = 3

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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