What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

a man walks into horse bar

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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