Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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