-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Shut the cork up!

Women's rights...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

i like tits

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Hi my name is Jim

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

fack me!

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

fjdkhg

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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