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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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