- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Where's my tractor?

Poop

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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