- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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