- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

twilight

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

The WNBA

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

A blind man walks into a bar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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